Ready to Handle All Your Meat.
When you’re in the kitchen, you need a board that can handle the pressure. Whether you’re slicing, dicing, or slapping your favorite cut of steak down, our ‘Slap Your Meat On Me’ cutting board will be your trusty sidekick.
All Your Meat Juices, Secured.
Don’t worry, we can take it. From marinades to juicy steaks, our board holds strong. Wipe it down, and it’s ready for the next round of meat slapping.
A Part of Tyler and AJ in Every Board.
Each board comes with the engraved autographs of Two Fake Seals. It’s more than just a cutting board—it’s got the mark of approval from two guys who know a thing or two about precision (and jokes).
Designed for precision, built for strength—ready for whatever you throw at it.
TWO FAKE SEALS
PODCAST COMING SOON!
Meet your hosts:
Tyler Grey – A former Army Special Operations soldier who now acts, directs, and writes as a fake SEAL on TV.
AJ Buckley – An actor who loves a good spray tan and flying around in helicopters playing pretend.
Together, they’ll be traveling across the country in their tricked-out truck, affectionately named The Big Richard, interviewing special guests and sharing stories from their adventures on SEAL Team and their real-life experiences. Expect exciting guests on every episode, with conversations covering everything from world events to the random fact that they both have ginger-colored beards.
The podcast is high-paced, full of laughs, and dives into whatever comes to mind. It’s all about having fun, enjoying the ride, and not taking themselves too seriously. Buckle up—this is going to be a wild journey!