Two Fake Seals ‘Slap Your Meat On Me’ Walnut Cutting Board

This ain’t your grandma’s cutting board. Our ‘Slap Your Meat On Me’ wood cutting board brings the perfect blend of rugged charm and playful attitude to your kitchen. Laser-engraved with our signature line (and our names), it’s built to handle whatever you throw at it—or slap on it. Whether you’re prepping for a cookout or just flexing those chef skills, this board’s got your back. Durable, slick, and ready for action—just like you.

Size Matters

Our cutting board is designed to hold it all. Big, small, thick, thin—there’s nothing it can’t handle. Whether you’re grilling for the boys or prepping for date night, this board says you mean business (with a wink).

Size (WxHxD): 16” x 10.5” x 0.75”
Material: Wood
Wood Colors: Walnut

Features:

• Made from high-quality, long-lasting wood that ages like a fine steak.

• Large enough to slap down even your biggest… steaks.

• Engraved with “Slap Your Meat On Me” because subtlety is overrated.

• Designed by two guys who may not be SEALs, but we sure act like it sometimes.

Care instructions:
Do not soak the wood cutting board in water or place it in the dishwasher.
Wipe clean and dry with a cloth.
Condition with mineral oil every 4-6 weeks.
* Walnut boards will require treatment more frequently.